Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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