Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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