at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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