i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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