Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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