But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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