im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
