Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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