I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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