I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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