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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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