before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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