It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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