you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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