I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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