Plan B is the new Plan A
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
