I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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