so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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