I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it because I queefed?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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