i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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