i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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