I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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