Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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