Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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