Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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