I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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