I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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