Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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