I need help removing her.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Boobs speak an international language.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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