My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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