i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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