all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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