You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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