508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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