i permit you to call me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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