I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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