the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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