Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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