I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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