he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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