Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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