She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
