i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
