Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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