I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
