I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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