my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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