Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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