Sponge bath it is.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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