so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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